Mind MGMT Volume 1: The Manager – Matt Kindt


Now this is the good stuff.

The story begins with a plane crash caused by mass amnesia, rolls into international romp through Mexico and China, and climaxes when a hidden recluse tells his tragic life story. A clandestine government agency that uses spies to ensure that America gets its way is the cause of most of the trouble, as far as I’ve read. As you can expect from any scenario involving telepathy or memory erasure, MIND MGMT contains a fair share of Philip-K-Dickery. The art is gorgeous, everything looks as good as the front cover.

This looks to be an excellent series, and the fact that I was unaware of it before reading this book makes me suspect that I’ve been living my life wrong.


Moorcock’s Book of Martyrs – Michael Moorcock


Before I review this book I want to describe it as a physical object. It was printed in Britain in Suffolk around 1976, contains 178 pages, and the cover is predominately a sickly green colour. Last year during a university lecture I learned that books with green covers just don’t sell. Well this one apparently did, to yours truly, for twenty Australian cents. I’m unsure about the cover – I don’t approve of what’s going on with the woman’s rib cage – and the image is placed off-center, which feels deeply wrong to me.

The back cover more than makes up for the front. The blurb impressed me so much that I feel compelled to type it out for you, since it is not available on Goodreads or Amazon. As you read it, please try and guess whether it was written by Moorcock himself, or just by a particularly ardent fan.


From the return of Jimi Hendrix, as witnessed by a hero-worshipping, spaced-out roadie, to the death of Christ, as witnessed by a time tripping tourist, from the end of the universe to the creation of a new one – these are stories about martyrdom, salvation and apocalypse.

Michael Moorcock, their author, selected them himself. Published together here for the first time, they include the Nebula award-winning ‘Behold the Man’; ‘The Greater Conquerer,’ in which are revealed the dark secrets of Alexander the Great; ‘Goodbye Miranda,’ a story of release from both gravity and sanity; ‘Islands’; and ‘Waiting for the End of Time’. This anthology offers a unique taste of the manifold talents of a writer with more imagination and more skill than other authors can summon in an eternity of Sundays.

Did you see those semicolons? How about that dash? Now I don’t think Moorcock wrote this himself – from what I’ve read of him he doesn’t strike me as particularly vain, although he might have the certain sort of humour required to write the phrase ‘eternity of Sundays’. I’ve enjoyed this blurb more than I’ve enjoyed entire books. You hear of some writers who type out Hemingway stories, trying to get into the man’s head, but ever since I snored through the portentous vacuity of Hills Like White Elephants I knew that such a path was never for me. Consider this to be my Christmas gift to the internet, my humble recitation of what could well be the greatest blurb ever written.

The book is pretty good. I’ve decided that short story anthologies are like albums, with your singles and all the other songs that nobody really cares about. ‘Behold the Man’, about a Woody Allen type who travels back to Bible times and impersonates Jesus, and ‘Flux’, another time-travelling tale that gets weird in ways that would be spoilery to describe, are the singles. ‘A Dead Singer’ gets an honourable mention, and the story ‘Islands’ would make great radio, if anyone out there is still interested in that sort of thing. ‘The Great Conquerer’, about Alexander the Great, was something of a disappointment. I was hyped up to read Moorcock riffing on the Alexander Romance, but no, what I got instead was a sword-and-sandal novella with pronounced Zoroastrian elements.

The blurb alone was worth the twenty cents I paid for it, to the point that the stories could even be considered extras. This book would also be agreeable to fans of Grant Morrison, Philip K Dick and anyone who enjoyed Harlan Ellison’s famous anthology Dangerous VisionsMoorcock’s Book of Martyrs is arguably a gateway drug for his other work – I know that I’m definitely going to watch out for this guy from now on.

Weaveworld – Clive Barker


Remember this book? I posted back in November about how I paid fifty cents for it in an op shop and how I fully intended to read it. Well guess what? I’ve just finished.

A paradise called the Fugue is woven into a carpet, and it’s up to an insurance clerk and a potter to ensure that this Eden remains protected from those who would destroy it. Along the way these two unlikely heroes are threatened by a trio of three witches lead by the celibate Immacolata, her sidekick the sinister salesman Shadwell, and a terrifying entity known only as the Scourge.

Published four years before Imajica, Weaveworld feels like an earlier draft of that later work, as well as Abarat. I don’t have a problem with Barker being fascinated by people from our world traveling in fantastic lands, but it does lead to some of his novels feeling similar. Take the climactic episode when civil unrest explodes in the Fugue as the clerk goes to confront Shadwell in that world’s holiest place. It reminded me a lot of the bit in Imajica when John Furie Zacharias first meets his double as the capital city of Yzordderrex breaks out into civil war. I’d recommend reading Weaveworld before reading Imajica.

More generally, I’d recommend this book to people who enjoyed Barker’s other works, The Labyrinth, or anyone in the mood for some seriously unconventional fantasy. The squeamish, the easily horrified, and those under eighteen should proceed with caution.